Updates from my wisdomful Father.

I'll start off with a post from my tumblr:

Yes, these are the exact words that my Father said to me.

Other facts for you:

• Every person who is gay will be beaten up or physically abused during their lifetime. (I will, and my gay male cousin will be beaten up even more, because he is male.)
• Straight people who say being gay is okay actually go behind your back as soon as you're not there and call you 'all of the names under the sun'.

He also said to me "I know exactly how your life will pan out."

Therefore, aside from knowing all about gay people and knowing everything that every straight person thinks about gay people, he now claims to be psychic.

Feel free to throw abuse at my Dad, I really don't mind.

Also, please don't comment saying 'don't listen to him'. Don't worry, I'm not listening to a word: I am who I am.

Vote For Your Top 20 Ladies!

Remember last August when I gave you a list of my top 20 hottest celebrity women?

Well, if you don't remember, then go read it!

Anyway, I'm moving this year's top 20 to June to coincide with the list that AfterEllen.com do every year. This way, it's much easier to compare the differences between the two lists.

So, who do you think will top the AE list this year? (Vote in the poll on the right!) And, more importantly, who do you think will top my list this year?

Also, I'm curious, who did you all vote in the AE poll? Let's see which ladies are your favourite!